Awsome2464: Added "Dress to Excess" to quest list

2026-07-03T02:51:41Z

Added "Dress to Excess" to quest list

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	* ''[[Out on the Waves]]''		* ''[[Out on the Waves]]''
	* ''[[A Perfect Framework]]''		* ''[[A Perfect Framework]]''
			* ''[[Dress to Excess]]''

	==Scenes==		==Scenes==

Awsome2464: Added hair color

2026-05-05T18:34:09Z

Added hair color

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	\|name=Guard		\|name=Guard
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	\|affiliation=Newfall High School		\|affiliation=Newfall High School
	~~\|birthDate=~~
	\|gender=Male		\|gender=Male
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	\|marital=Single		\|marital=Single
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	The school guard is fat, lazy, and incompetent. His only pleasures in life are eating doughnuts and being unhelpful to students, but that doesn't mean he's not a potential obstacle should you have to be in the school after dark.		The school guard is fat, lazy, and incompetent. His only pleasures in life are eating doughnuts and being unhelpful to students, but that doesn't mean he's not a potential obstacle should you have to be in the school after dark.

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Awsome2464: Added links to Scenes

2025-10-30T23:28:13Z

Added links to Scenes

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<choicetemplate>Quote</choicetemplate>
<option>quote="Who keeps moving this ugly-ass statue?"|source=[[Spell You Later]]</option>
<option>quote="Keep up the good work, kid."|source=[[The Glowing Spider Eggs]]</option>
<option>quote="I hope so. I get no respect around here."|source=[[Invested Investigation]]</option>
<option>quote="I'm taking you to the principal's office, young lady."|source=[[Stainless Steal]]</option>
<option>quote="Okay, here's the damn mop. Don't bother me again."|source=[[Nothing Wrong With Me]]</option>
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|affiliation=Newfall High School
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|gender=Male
|eyes=Brown
|image=Guard.webp
|height=5'9" (175 cm)
|occupation=Security Guard
|marital=Single
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The school guard is fat, lazy, and incompetent. His only pleasures in life are eating doughnuts and being unhelpful to students, but that doesn't mean he's not a potential obstacle should you have to be in the school after dark.

== Appearance ==
The Guard is a tall, portly man with beady brown eyes and short brown hair, as well as having a patchy beard sprouting across his round chin. His uniform consists of a gray button-up shirt with pockets and patches across it, a black necktie that's slightly too loose, black pants and belt, and "capped" with a black hat atop his head.

== Personality ==
During the day, the Guard is a sloth that's lazily lounging in his booth with a doughnut or two in his grasp. He'll be hard-pressed to do his job, and when he actually has to, he won't be doing it with a smile. During the night, though, he'll be thoroughly patrolling the school, checking every nook and cranny he can to find intruders and stragglers. Thankfully, though, he's quite gullible and will believe nearly every half-assed trick you throw at him.

==Quests==
While the Guard doesn't have any quests of his own, he does appear in the following:
===[[:Category:Season 1 Quest|Season 1 Quests]]===
* ''[[Introduction]] ([[The Key]])''
* ''[[Stolen Hearts]]''
* ''[[Nothing Wrong With Me]]''
* ''[[The Glowing Spider Eggs]]''
* ''[[Hooking Up]]''
* ''[[King of Sweets]]''
* ''[[Stainless Steal]]''
* ''[[Hurricane Isabelle]]''
* ''[[A Beautiful Motive]]''
* ''[[Wicked Game]]''

===[[:Category:Season 2 Quest|Season 2 Quests]]===
* ''[[Touched by an Angel]]''
* ''[[Spell You Later]]''
* ''[[Hot My Bot]]''
* ''[[The Dive]]''
* ''[[In for a Dime, In for a Dollar]]''
* ''[[Invested Investigation]]''
* ''[[Out on the Waves]]''
* ''[[A Perfect Framework]]''

==Scenes==
===Season 1 Scenes===
* ''[[Scenes#Flora's_Distraction|Flora's Distraction]]''

==Trivia==
* The Guard can been seen as an orc in full x-ray vision.
* He is the tallest character in the entire game along with [[MC]].
* Excluding MC, the Guard is the only recurring character who is male.
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Side Characters]]

Guard - Revision history

Awsome2464: Added "Dress to Excess" to quest list

Awsome2464: Added hair color

Awsome2464: 1 revision imported

Awsome2464: Added links to Scenes