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<option>quote="Don’t you know I’m the hellspawn of Satan and the Real Housewives?"|source=[[Fall in Newfall]]</option>
<option>quote="Listening is my favorite thing. Right after Monday mornings and STDs, of course."|source=[[Spell You Later]]</option>
<option>quote="I guess that’s just the way I am. It's easier when you pretend like nothing anyone says or does bothers you."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="The girl who cried pervert."|source=[[Hot My Bot]]</option>
<option>quote="I want what every girl wants! Love, understanding, and nine inches of throbbing, bulging… kindness. But I’ll settle for a ball of yarn."|source=[[Fall in Newfall]]</option>
<option>quote="Gasp! Beware, thou mute man! Get too close, and I might bite your dick off."|source=[[Fall in Newfall]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh, thank you for explaining it to me! The basics of the English language escape my tiny, sex-addled brain, you know?"|source=[[Fall in Newfall]]</option>
<option>quote="If you're looking for a blowjob, get in line."|source=[[Fall in Newfall]]</option>
<option>quote="I don’t dream ever since the lobotomy."|source=[[Fall in Newfall]]</option>
<option>quote="Woe be to my sleeping brain not to have sex dreams about you… I guess you’ll just have to dream enough for us both."|source=[[Fall in Newfall]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh, thank god! The validation I always needed! No longer just an object of sexual desire! I’ve reached peak womanhood!"|source=[[Fall in Newfall]]</option>
<option>quote="My morning has just been all unicorn farts and rainbow jizz."|source=[[Big Witch Energy]]</option>
<option>quote="Your damsel in distress senses tingling, MC?"|source=[[Big Witch Energy]]</option>
<option>quote="What? You mean you’re not a sass vampire? I thought it was the only thing sustaining you day after day."|source=[[Big Witch Energy]]</option>
<option>quote="It’s fine, MC. If I wanted a white knight, I would sound the bugle."|source=[[Big Witch Energy]]</option>
<option>quote="Don't worry, if I ever need you, I’ll be sure to flash the signal."|source=[[Big Witch Energy]]</option>
<option>quote="Sorry, but I screamed for 10 minutes earlier. I’ve hit my screaming quota for the day."|source=[[Big Witch Energy]]</option>
<option>quote="Well, if you must know, I have to pass the time somehow. And time goes by fastest on the internet. One hour easily turns into five. Anyway, back to the black market."|source=[[Big Witch Energy]]</option>
<option>quote="I have nine lives, after all. And after my last one, I’m hoping to come back as a hissing ghost."|source=[[Suitable Romance]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh, you like my little throat noises? You just made my entire decade!"|source=[[Suitable Romance]]</option>
<option>quote="Relax, I don’t want your soul or anything! Yet."|source=[[Suitable Romance]]</option>
<option>quote="Well, isn’t that just the bee’s tits?"|source=[[Suitable Romance]]</option>
<option>quote=“I can now die happily haunted, knowing that I have your approval."|source=[[Spell You Later]]</option>
<option>quote="Aw, how cute! Passing notes? I remember when I was five, too. Now, if you could start leaving something of use, that would be cool. Like a dildo, cocaine, or ball of yarn."
|source=[[Hot My Bot]]</option>
<option>quote="This yarn is special to me. I’ve had it since I was a little girl. So, I guess I owe you a blowjob now or whatever… unless you stole it, in which case, you owe me one."
|source=[[Hot My Bot]]</option>
<option>quote="I don’t remember being added to the payroll as MC’s personal assistant. Sorry, it must be an oversight. I would assist with that, but we just established I’m not being paid. And, oh, yeah! I don’t care."|source=[[Hot My Bot]]</option>
<option>quote="The day I start to care is the day the world ends. Fiery flames and everything."|source=[[Hot My Bot]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh? Did I dream of you asking me for help? Silly little me! Too girl-brained to hold a thought for more than a few seconds."|source=[[Hot My Bot]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh, MC. You precious virgin Jesus child."|source=[[Suitable Romance]]</option>
<option>quote="I only ever think and say pure and wholesome things. I’m an angel, don’t you know?"|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="I seem to cause trouble wherever I go."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="I’m nothing if not nice."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Ah, yes. I ache for destruction wherever I go."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen your mother suck the toe of a dark priest."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Alas! A life of woe builds character."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Right, right. I’m Orphan Fannie on crack."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Ever the sweet talker, aren’t you?"|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Wow, MC! You have the magic touch! This is almost as simple as a handjob!"|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Sorry, my carpal tunnel is acting up. You’re shit out of luck."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Can’t a girl give a half-hearted almost-compliment just because?"|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="It’s not you. It’s me. I am… incapable of feeling."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="A bodybuilder of anti-emotion…"|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="I will never apologize for questioning the world around me."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="I whip out my massive… sword, and fuck that guy’s shit up. Stab him right in the back. Impale him. Then, ask him how he likes it. He can’t answer, of course, because he’s choking on his own blood. Afterward, I compose a song about it."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Hide and wait. I grew up doing that as a child. It’s easier to wait out the beast in its own home."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Life is all about hiding. Even in plain sight. That’s why I’m hiding out here."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Anything sexual is against my religion. Just kidding! It’s actually the focal point of my religion."|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Moi? Serious?! How dare you, sir!"|source=[[Don Juan Quixote]]</option>
<option>quote="Alas, what is pain but a reminder that you are alive?"|source=[[Sauce/Off]]</option>
<option>quote="Bitch, please. Hand that over and watch what a shitless win looks like."|source=[[Sauce/Off]]</option>
<option>quote="Joke's on you. No one and nothing is reliable."|source=[[Spell You Later]]</option>
<option>quote="Thank god! I remain un-scandalized!"|source=[[In for a Dime, In for a Dollar]]</option>
<option>quote="You think you're so smooth, don't you?"|source=[[In for a Dime, In for a Dollar]]</option>
<option>quote="Let me just break out the endless records of people I've offended..."|source=[[In for a Dime, In for a Dollar]]</option>
<option>quote="What? Can't a girl have a submissive streak without being judged?"|source=[[In for a Dime, In for a Dollar]]</option>
<option>quote="Mmmm! Yes!|source=[[In for a Dime, In for a Dollar]]; [[When It Rains]]</option>
<option>quote="That's because you're socially inept."|source=[[In for a Dime, In for a Dollar]]</option>
<option>quote="Loved by no one! Forever an outcast!"|source=[[In for a Dime, In for a Dollar]]</option>
<option>quote="Mmmm! I'll take being bossed around over a sandwich any day of the week!"|source=[[A Perfect Framework]]</option>
<option>quote="But stand me up once, strike one. Stand me up twice... I bury your body."|source=[[Spell You Later]]</option>
<option>quote="Never do more work than you absolutely have to."|source=[[Sauce/Off]]</option>
<option>quote="Everyone knows that food is the way into a woman's heart."|source=[[A Perfect Framework]]</option>
<option>quote="I didn't know you had it in you, MC, but your cute ass belongs in a kitchen."|source=[[A Perfect Framework]]</option>
<option>quote="Anyone who can sandwich art like this is automatically ten times hotter in my book."|source=[[A Perfect Framework]]</option>
<option>quote=“What the shit?!”|source=[[A Perfect Framework]]</option>
<option>quote="Hey, it's cool. Get all the diabetes you want."|source=[[Fiberhazardous]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh, I thought I just had a spontaneous orgasm."|source=[[Fiberhazardous]]</option>
<option>quote="All a girl needs are spare flippers and spare panties."|source=[[The Art of Life and Sailing]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh, I already had my awakening. Early bloomer and all that."|source=[[The Art of Life and Sailing]]</option>
<option>quote="So, let's rock this boat? Metaphorically, of course. If anyone actually rocks it, I'll curse their bloodline for seven generations."|source=[[The Art of Life and Sailing]]</option>
<option>quote="No hard days in the sun for me. Only hard cocks in dimly lit rooms."|source=[[The Art of Life and Sailing]]</option>
<option>quote="I have the manners of a mostly housebroken kitten."|source=[[The Art of Life and Sailing]]</option>
<option>quote="I would do it again just for funsies. It’s much gentler and tastier than a dick down the throat."|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="Who needs roller coasters or booze or movies when living in this house?"|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="Who, moi? Don't you know we're now roomies for life?"|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="Word to your mother!"|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="Ah, Maya's choice! Never a more difficult or dramatic decision than deciding who gets the last cheese toastie!"|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="This is the 21st century! A girl can whore herself out on her own, now!"|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]
<option>quote="Excuse me? I'm not a dog."|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="Breaking and entering is a totally underrated activity!"|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh, no. We can't have that. I need someone to oppress me."|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="How dare you dare trash our dated attic game?! This is the height of ingenuity!"|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="Sucking dick? That's just another day in the trailer park."|source=[[Unclear Voyance]]</option>
<option>quote="Wow. Can't a girl just be happy about something without a dude trying to make something of it?"|source=[[Roped In]]</option>
<option>quote="Jesus wasn't yelling. I was."|source=[[Roped In]]</option>
<option>quote="Look! Isn't it amazing? But this is just the tip of the dick, as they say."|source=[[Roped In]]</option>
<option>quote="Thank you, nursy!"|source=[[Roped In]]</option>
<option>quote="You have no idea how stoked I am!"|source=[[Roped In]]</option>
<option>quote="Trying to buy me off? Since when are you my pimp?"|source=[[Dress to Excess]]</option>
<option>quote="Don't you have something nicer to mark me as property with?"|source=[[Dress to Excess]]</option>
<option>quote="Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a catnap to take."|source=[[Dress to Excess]]</option>
<option>quote="Eh. Do what you're going to do. My body is not my own."|source=[[Dress to Excess]]</option>
<option>quote="Really, [[MC]]? If you're going to date rape me, shouldn't you at least, you know, take me on the date first?"|source=[[Dress to Excess]]</option>
<option>quote="He's probably going to watch pornographic videos. Or worse, anime!"|source=[[The End of the Maze]]</option>
<option>quote="I never claimed to not be a degenerate."|source=[[The End of the Maze]]</option>
<option>quote="You make my tiny heart beat all the way to my nethers."|source=[[The End of the Maze]]</option>
<option>quote="Sluts can be nice."|source=[[The End of the Maze]]</option>
<option>quote="Now, bring me a milkshake and let me work in peace, will you?"|source=[[The End of the Maze]]</option>
<option>quote="Pretty please, with cummies on top?"|source=[[The End of the Maze]]</option>
<option>quote="Thanks! You're, like, my top three favorite guy right now!"|source=[[The End of the Maze]]</option>
<option>quote="Oh, my! That is a lovely bukkake!"|source=[[The End of the Maze]]</option>
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