Detention Classroom

"The hall of misery and abject suffering."

Summary

The Detention Classroom is a dingy room on the second floor of Newfall High School where you go to serve any detentions you get throughout the game. As a holding cell for delinquents, the desks are covered with pencil-made graffiti, with one of the chairs having its back broken off. The floors and walls aren't faring better, having dirt and grime spread across them, complete with a massive spider web in the back ceiling corner.

Along the left wall are two windows outside. The back wall hosts a filing cabinet full of students' records, a list of rules, a trash can, a blackboard, a clock, and the teacher's desk, which contains a cup of pens, paper, and a name plate. The right wall contains a Guinness World Record for most detentions in one day, a payphone, a bookshelf with a phone book, and a Space Jam poster.

Miscellaneous items that can be found around the room are two sticks and a rock in the back left corner, a male chastity container on one desk, a box of BBs under the same desk, a BB gun by the exit, an open board game near the front, and a Pip-Boy replica on the desk by the bookshelf.

Trivia

• Interacting with the Rules poster reveals the following rules:
  • "Rule 1: You do not talk about detention."
  • "Rule 2: If you die during detention, a relative may pick up your corpse at the door."
  • "Rule 34: There are rules for everything."
  • "Rule 40: Maya has an extra rule during detention."
  • "Rule 10: The gun is always loaded, except during Russian Roulette."
  • "Rule 17: Rules can be amended at any time."

• The Phone Book on the shelf contains the following listings when reading it:
  • "Billy's Burgers"
  • "Philly's Fries"
  • "Newfall Books and Pillars"
  • "Michael's Jordan Travel Agency"
  • "Slippy's Cliffside Climbing Insurance"
  • "William Walter Wistcroft's Internet Support Line"
  • "Pogs"
  • "Maxine & Spinach: Journalism, PI, Window Cleaning"
    • This one adds Maxine's number to your phone.

• The Guard keeps his collection of Playtoy magazines in the bookshelf.
  • Despite the title, the magazine is in fact a guide on how to play with LEGO.

• The official stats of the Guinness World Record for most detentions in one day is 412 detentions from 8 different teachers in a single day.
  • The recipient of the award is currently unknown, as their name is covered with chewed gum.

• MC speculates that the BB gun is used as a way to discourage dissidents.

• The Toy on the desk is implied to have been created/used by beavers.

• The two sticks and rock are property of Sgt. Johnson.