School Bathroom

The women's bathroom, where no man has ever stood.

Overview

The only restroom in Newfall High accessible to the player (and that's only on very specific circumstances), the school bathroom has definitely seen better days. Graffiti and yellow stains cover the place, making one wonder where the janitor might be. Regardless, the room contains everything one would need for their duties. It contains three toilet stalls along the left wall, three lockers against the back wall, a column of sinks in the middle of the room, and the right wall contains two showers, one lone sink, and a urinal, despite being specifically labeled as the women's restroom.

Trivia

• The brand of cigarettes found on the ground is "Long Dong Silver" and has "Property of Maya" written on the back of it.

• For some inexplicable reason, a plastic fork can be found on the painting along the left wall.

• The Guard was supposed to install locks onto the lockers 3 years ago, but still insists he's working on it.

• In for a Dime, In for a Dollar reveals that the left locker belongs to Maya.
  • This in turn suggests that the baseball bat you can take from it during A Beautiful Motive and The Glowing Spider Eggs also belongs to her.

• A Beautiful Motive reveals that the middle locker belongs to Lindsey.
  • This in turn suggests that the $100 you can either steal or leave be in The Glowing Spider Eggs also belongs to her.

• While it's currently unknown who the right locker belongs to, during A Beautiful Motive, you can find one of these items located inside of it (chosen at random):
  • Apple, Banana Milk, Cake Slice, Empty Bottle, Garlic, Lollipop, Sliced Onion, Pepelepsi, Salted Cola, Seven HP, Spray Empty Bottle, Strawberry Juice, Laundry Detergent, Tissues, Water Bottle

• The shoes that can be found next to the urinal belong to Chad.

• According to MC, the left sink in the bathroom is haunted by a German chancellor-turned-adult actress named "Moaning Merkel".
  • This is a reference to "Moaning Myrtle" from Harry Potter.