Don Juan Quixote

Don Juan Quixote
Prerequisites	Complete "Spell You Later"
Start	Talk to Flora
Location	Kitchen or Hallway
Season	Season 2
Released	v1.41 May 31, 2024

Quest Progression
Previous Quest	Next Quest
The Grand Gesture	Voluntary Good

Overview

Fantasy. Delusion. Seduction. What's not to love?

After jokingly(?) asking you to move out, Flora explains that Maya will be staying at the house for a few days because of troubles with her current living situation. The next day, you're greeted by Maya in the Kitchen. After heading back to your room, you discover that the girls not only played on your xCube without permission, but have also broken it. Needing another way to relax, you decide to take a shower. You enter the bathroom to find Maya trying to take a shower, as well, but can't get it to work. After a brief conversation about her parents and home life, you either tell her how to turn on the shower or will have to text Jo to call a plumber.

The next morning, a storm causes a power outage in the house. Flora suggests the three of you play a board game and asks you to grab one from the attic. Using the Table as a stool and your xCube Controller as a lasso, grab items from the hole in the Hallway ceiling until you find "Dungeons and Damsels". The girls are reluctant at first, but quickly agree to play.

The girls argue over their in-game names, classes, and weapons before you finally start the quest. You compose several sexual situations for the girls to be in, but they either find a way out of it in-game or argue about it in reality. This eventually culminates into their characters having sex in the dragon's den. When the scene ends, you find Jo asking what's going on. You realize Flora and Maya had left at some point during your fantasy, and while a little hurt, you're thankful they took the time to play at all.

And so they rode into the sunset, and lived happily ever after.

Hints

• Close your eyes and dream.
• It’s said that the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
• Time for this troll to retreat to his cave.
• Something smells ripe… and I’m pretty sure it’s you. Time to bathe.
• When the girls exhaust you, simply take a rest.
• What kind of double-trouble-tinfoil-bubble are those b-witches getting into? You’ll never know if you stay here.
• Time to dig around in an old hole… no, not Jo's!
• With your spoils, you shall return once again to your cave.

Characters

• Flora
• Maya
• Jo

Scenes

• Flora's Ambush
• Flora's Run-In
• Flora's Last Wish

Missable Interactions

• When Flora says that a friend is staying over and doesn't want you to make it weird:
  • Asking her if she has friends will subtract 1 Love point from her as she says you're one to talk.
  • If you've completed Tiny Thirsty Tree, you can ask if Jo knows about this. She'll quickly concede that she doesn't tell Jo everything, which will result in her getting either 1 Love or Lust point, depending on if you saved her from the Thirsty Tree or helped it.
  • Saying that you're never weird will subtract 1 Lust point from her after you be weird.

• At breakfast, Maya will sarcastically ask if you're going to fry her bacon.
  • If you have her Cat Tail, she'll explain that she trashed the bathroom in Table Manners because she was upset at stuff going on at home. This will also grant her 3 Lust points as she thanks you for returning it.
  • Asking if she's coming onto you will give her 1 Love point after some banter about her genital-related food groups.
  • Asking how she likes it will subtract 1 Lust point after she insists that she's not making an innuendo for once.
  • Telling her to make her own bacon will give her 1 Lust point as she insists she sucks dick to bring home the bacon.

• When the xCube breaks, Flora will insist it wasn't her fault.
  • Asking if it was the destructions fairies will have you angrily tell both girls to leave after a debate on whether destruction fairies exist.
  • If Flora has 8 Love points, you can politely tell her that you can fix it, leading to her apologizing and giving both of you 1 Love point.
  • Asking if she's blaming Maya will subtract 1 Love point from Flora after you call her an accident.

• If you finished Table Manners, you'll tell Maya that you'll help her get the shower to work as long as she doesn't trash the bathroom again, to which she says she makes no promises.
  • Sternly telling her that you mean it will give her 1 Lust point as she insists that she won't make a mess.
  • Telling her that's good enough will subtract 1 Lust point from her as she takes offense to you suggesting she causes destruction everywhere she goes.

• While explaining what happened with her parents, Maya claims she saw her mother suck the toe of a dark priest.
  • Saying you're sorry that she went through all of that will give her 1 Love point as she semi-jokingly calls you a sweet talker.
  • Telling her that's a normal Tuesday at the house will give you 1 Charisma point as you boldly tell Maya the name of your new memoir.
  • Saying that's messed up will have you tell her she's welcome to stay here whenever she needs to, something she's hesitant about but appreciates.

• If you have 6 or more Intellect points, you'll fix the shower for Maya, giving her 1 Love point after some playful flirting.
  • Otherwise, you'll have to text Jo to call a plumber, giving Maya 1 Lust point after you joke about her filthy body matching her mind.

• After the power goes out and cell towers go down, Flora asks what you're all going to do.
  • Saying you know something that involves sheets and pillows will give you 1 Charisma point after you clarify you meant building a fort and asking her what she thought you meant.
  • Suggesting "each other" will subtract 1 Love point from her at your half-assed attempt at wit.
  • Suggesting telling stories about eldritch horrors will give her 1 Lust point at the idea, but Maya will sarcastically imply that she's not interested.

• Whether or not Flora is excited at the idea of you hanging out with her and Maya is dependent on if she has 6 or more Love points.

• While setting up the DnD game, Maya will ask you to transport her hard into the fantasy world.
  • If she has at least 6 Love points, you can ask her if she just uses sarcasm to mask her feelings. After a moment, she confesses that she finds it easier to just pretend nothing bothers her. She'll also gain 1 Love point at you calling her really strong.
  • Saying you'll smack her right into medieval times will give her 1 Love point as she insists that's how she likes it.
  • Saying you're excited to spend time with her will subtract 1 Love point from her as she insults the circumstances.

• During the game, you'll tell Maya to stop interrupting you, causing her to playfully ask "or what?"
  • Telling her the dragon will swoop down and char her will have her retort that that would be bad for her skin.
  • Threatening to end the game right now will give her 1 Lust point as you ask if she'd rather sit and stare at each other in silence.
  • Threatening to turn her into a goblin will give each of you 1 Love point after joking about whether Chad would classify as a goblin or troll.

• During the game, after you have the innkeeper kiss Flora's character, she'll ask if that should be for her to decide.
  • Agreeing that she should will give her 1 Love point.
  • Sternly telling her that you get to decide since you're the game master will subtract 1 Love point from her.
  • If she has 6 Lust points, you'll tell her no and then go into deep detail about her character getting attacked by tentacles, something she clearly isn't opposed to.

• During the game, when you ask if the girls will fight the dragon or wait it out, Maya will mention how "hide and wait" was something she grew up playing at home.
  • If she has at 8 Love points, you can ask if she did that a lot, causing her to let her guard down for a moment. After showing appreciation that Maya is playing the game with you, she will gain 1 Love point.
  • Claiming that this is a beast she's never seen before will give her 1 Love point as she confidently says that it's nothing that Maya the Dickbreaker can't defeat.
  • Saying that waiting it out is no fun will subtract 1 Lust point after getting insulted by you breaking the immersion of the game.

• During the game, you'll have the dragon burn off Flora and Maya's clothes, to which Flora will ask what the hell you're doing.
  • Insisting that the dungeon master rules everything will subtract 1 Lust point from her as she says that that's messed up.
  • Telling her not to be dramatic will subtract 1 Love point from her as she insists she doesn't want to be playing weird games.
  • Asking Maya if she objects to the move will have her do just that. After insisting that she just play the game, she'll gain 1 Lust point upon asking which type of play you're referring to.
  • Asking what the big deal is will subtract 1 Love point from Maya as she insists that dragon sex is against her religion.

• After Jo snaps you out of your fantasy, she'll ask what you're doing.
  • Nervously saying you were just playing will have you explain that the girls were with you and you were all hanging out, giving Jo 1 Lust point at you and Flora spending time together.
  • Saying "nothing" will have Jo tell you to do some chores rather than being lazy. She'll lose 1 Love point upon you snapping at her.
  • Confusedly asking "huh?" will give you 1 Intellect point and Jo 1 Love point as you quickly explain that you were just meditating.