Detention Classroom
"The hall of misery and abject suffering."[1]
Summary
The Detention Classroom is a dingy room on the second floor of Newfall High School where you go to serve any detentions you get throughout the game. As a holding cell for delinquents, the desks are covered with pencil-made graffiti, with one of the chairs having its back broken off. The floors and walls aren't faring better, having dirt and grime spread across them, complete with a massive spider web in the back ceiling corner.
Along the left wall are two windows outside. The back wall hosts a filing cabinet full of students' records[2], a list of rules, a trash can, a blackboard, a clock, and the teacher's desk, which contains a cup of pens, paper, and a name plate. The right wall contains a Guinness World Record for most detentions in one day, a payphone, a bookshelf with a phone book, and a Space Jam poster.
Miscellaneous items that can be found around the room are two sticks and a rock in the back left corner, a male chastity container on one desk, a box of BBs under the same desk, a BB gun by the exit, an open board game near the front, and a Pip-Boy replica on the desk by the bookshelf.
Trivia
- Interacting with the Rules poster reveals the following rules:
- "Rule 1: You do not talk about detention."
- "Rule 2: If you die during detention, a relative may pick up your corpse at the door."
- "Rule 34: There are rules for everything."
- "Rule 40: Maya has an extra rule during detention."
- "Rule 10: The gun is always loaded, except during Russian Roulette."
- "Rule 17: Rules can be amended at any time."
- The Guard keeps his collection of Playtoy magazines in the bookshelf.[3]
- Despite the title, the magazine is in fact a guide on how to play with LEGO.[3]
- The official stats of the Guinness World Record for most detentions in one day is 412 detentions from 8 different teachers in a single day.[4]
- The recipient of the award is currently unknown, as their name is covered with chewed gum.[5]
- MC speculates that the BB gun is used as a way to discourage dissidents.[6]
- The two sticks and rock are property of Sgt. Johnson.[10]
References
- ↑ Investigating the Detention Classroom door in the First Hall
- ↑ Investigating the Drawer
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 Investigating the Bookshelf
- ↑ Interacting with the Certificate
- ↑ Investigating the Certificate
- ↑ Investigating the BB Gun
- ↑ Interacting with the Toy reveals it to have "built-in spy sensors, an audiobook library full of tail-flapping furry erotica, and a chat system that translates English into the Dark Tongue of Mordor".
- ↑ Interacting with the Toy reveals that the processor "reeks of evil and clogged up dam water".
- ↑ Investigating the Toy reveals that it's made by "BobCo Industries".
- ↑ Investigating the Two Sticks and a Rock